I am in a shit mood, so for the next few hours I’m going to be making HANDMADE CARDS!

I will also be watching Miranda and laughing (externally) slash crying (internally) about how similar our lives are. 

So! If you want one of these HANDMADE CARDS, just send me a message with your name, address, and a factoid about yourself. Because who doesn’t love mail? And who really doesn’t love personalized mail? No one, that’s who. 

(I promise not to share your personal information with any third-party people, because third-party people are usually super drunk and really no fun to be around. I also promise not to share it with advertisers, even if they come to my site and beg, which is not a good look on anyone).

Otherwise, feel free to spam my inbox with messages about how awesome I am and how sexually attractive you find me.