Today 

• spent twice the amount of money on wine as I did on groceries
• drank 2/3 of a bottle of wine while watching The Princess Bride with my roommate (who’d never seen it before!)
• drunk-texted my former(ish) crush, had strange convoluted textversation
• created a resume for a coffeeshop job while under the influence
• going to bed late (drunk), waking up early for work (hungover)