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nedhepburn: Under Johnson’s amendment, it would be illegal for a man to eject sperm in any manner except during condomless, heterosexual intercourse, in order to protect families. (via Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson Writes Satirical Amendment Banning Non-Procreative Ejaculation) In which Legally Blonde sort of becomes real life.

nedhepburn:

Under Johnson’s amendment, it would be illegal for a man to eject sperm in any manner except during condomless, heterosexual intercourse, in order to protect families.

(via Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson Writes Satirical Amendment Banning Non-Procreative Ejaculation)

In which Legally Blonde sort of becomes real life.




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    hahahaha really? come on.
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    YOU GUYS! Jacking off is reckless abandonment. Legally Blonde is coming true.
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    I thought she was literally serious until I read the article. Somewhat a pity because I was going to call the guys to...
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    What. The. Fuck? In order to protect families? My fucking ass. The only thing this is trying to protect, while failing,...
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    I had a really great (“really great”) sarcastic response to this about Jesus giving handjobs until I realized Senator...
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  23. zenodotus5 said: Poe’s Law up in here.
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    Yet another jackass steps up to the plate